November 21st, 2009

Podcast!

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It’s back!

After the club had to go and make an official Fulham FC podcast, well, the gauntlet was thrown down and I responded with the Offside Podcast’s resurrection.

Special thanks to George Thompson who discusses the season that is for Fulham and the season that may be.

The quality is also much higher as I am now using Skype instead of cellphones. So if you’re interested in participating in future programs, feel free to drop me a line at timmyintransit[at]gmail(dot)com

Cheers!

 
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November 11th, 2009

Another lull

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Right, so there’s another international break so sort out which (eleventh-hour ranked) teams will qualify for the World Cup.

Things here will go dark until the trip to Brum in a week and a half.

Until then, feel free to visit my tumblr if you want to keep up with whatever I am posting.

Cheers!


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November 9th, 2009

Wille is on to something/loaner report

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Tom Wille, FulhamUSA founder and Fulham correspondent for ESPN Soccernet, penned a piece that I wish I’d thought of: Why All the Road Matches After Europa League Ties?

Seriously, Fulham have (counting backwards) gone from Rome to Wigan, London (Roma home) to Manchester City, London (Basle home) to West Ham, Sofia to Wolves and Perm to Aston Villa. Granted trips from London to ManCity and from SW6 to Upton Park aren’t that bad, it still doesn’t do much for preparation.

Tom writes,

Why would the Premier League schedule makers do this? Why was Fulham’s Europa League inclusions not taken into consideration when the schedule came out back in June? Was it a belief among the schedule makers that the Cottagers were not going to get out of the qualifying rounds? It is hard not to think something was up in trying to make Fulham travel so much when returning from their European adventure.

If Manchester United had a similar schedule, would we hear Sir Alex moaning about it? You bet.

Fredrik Stoor started and played 90 minutes in Derby County’s 2-1 win over Coventry City on friday.

Adam Watts did not dress in Lincoln City’s 3-1 win over Blue Square North side AFC Telford United in the first round of the FA Cup. According to Lincoln City’s website, Watts’ loan deal would not let him play. Assistant Manager and Fulham alum Ian Pearce did dress though, and came off the bench in the 85th minute. Huzzah!

Elliot Omozusi started and played 90 minutes in Charlton’s 1-0 loss at Blue Square North side Northwich Victoria in the first round of the FA Cup.


November 9th, 2009

Marky Mark saves Fulham

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A fair 1-1 result considering Fulham were without any striker on the bench and haven’t won at the JJB, or DW, or HSBC or CIA or whatever the hell acronym-named stadium Wigan calls home since 1992.

Roy “October Manager of the Month” sure caused many to scratch their heads by excluding Seol, EJ, Elm, or any other fit striker on the bench for Sunday’s match. If that isn’t waving the white flag of draw, I don’t know what is.

Additionally he started Erik Nevland who early on looked quite dangerous and had several chances just go wide or hit the post. Then disappeared until he was subbed off.

Taking his place was Zoltan Gera, which caused me to think that maybe Clint would be pushed up top and pair with Zamora? Nope; 4-5-1 to see out the last 15 or so minutes.

According to Elm’s blog he and EJ were training (and both late) on Sunday for today’s reserve game against Chelsea. So maybe Roy thought it better they play 90 on Monday against a good reserve opponent rather than 10 (if that) against a mediocre side?

YET AGAIN A FULHAM BEAT REPORTER WOULD BE NICE!

Questions aside Mark Schwarzer played out of this world as Fulham were out-shot 21 to 11. How did he fall on our laps on a free? Hallelujah.

And remember last week the chalkboards showed how well Fulham pushed Liverpool’s passing from back to front, to side to side? Well, rinse and repeat!

passing

Okay, pardon my questioning of Woy. All hail indeed.


November 5th, 2009

Roma (and the Ref) in the Europa

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Stadio Olimpico translated into Spanish must mean Estadio Azteca because my lord that was the most comically biased game I’ve ever seen refereed.

Funny, I was about to cite the Roma blog here (Daryl, is it kosher to start a cross-Offside blog feud??) but Dan beat me to the punch in the comments. And he’s spot on too.

This match and the previous match against Roma were, unfortunately, about the referees. This is not sour grapes, it is fact.

Today, two players mind-bogglingly received straight reds and will now miss the rest of the group stages. Nevland nicked (studs weren’t even showing!!) De Rossi’s ankles and Koncheskly laid out for a ball that was being taunted in front of him. Both incidents led to the Roma players looking like they just got hit by a car. Two others were yellow carded for light infractions (I think — what was Baird booked for again??) and one will miss the next match because of card accumulation. Oh, and the fouls were 21 to 7 against us.

Two weeks ago, Stephen Kelly brought down a Roma player in the box. Sure penalty, but not a red card. How do I know that? BECAUSE JAMES MILNER DID THE SAME THING TO KAMARA IN MAY AND WASN’T EVEN BOOKED. And the fouls were 15 to 10 against us.

So my worst case scenario didn’t just come to fruition it basically broke into my house, shot my dog, and slept with my girlfriend. An already battered squad will already be without four players next match, three for the remaining group stages.

But at least none of our fans were stabbed.


November 3rd, 2009

Europa League Round 4 Preview

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All the hoopla regarding the Champions League has driven me to focus on Thursday’s fixture against Roma, perhaps out of spite.

Sure, the Europa League is basically the NIT and doesn’t amount to a hill of beans. But as Frank Drebbn once said, “But this is our hill. And these are our beans!”

More tabling goodness: Thursday isn’t necessarily make or break for our chances on advancing, but will sure push us into one category (happy) or another (sad).

europa

With news of CSKA Sofia’s manager suspending basically his entire squad, and already with just one point and one goal — against us, natch — I think its fair to write off The Pigs before they travel to Basel. And yes, “The Pigs” is one of their nicknames. After Thursday they travel to the Cottage and then host Roma.

So, for Thursday, worst case scenario is Basel getting three points and we lose. They’ll be on 9 points and we’ll have 5, 2 behind Roma on 7. After us, Roma host Basel before traveling to Sofia.

Second worst case scenario is Basel winning and us drawing. They’ll be on 9, we’ll be on 6 and Roma on 5. Basel travel to Roma before hosting us. There’s a chance that a Bebbi loss in Rome and then a win by us at the Cottage could eliminate their chances of advancing, but thats wayy too much conjecture.

Best case scenario is us winning in Rome, and Basel winning. That will create a gap of four points for Roma to overcome. Even if we defeat CSKA and then draw or lose in Basel, Roma will have to win out to have a sniff of advancing.

So yeah — we really can’t afford lose on Thursday.

Which is why one of the reasons why I enjoy footy so much is because one shot, one goal, one save, one anything can have such huge after effects. This bitter truth is what made shows like “The Wire” so fascinating. Sure, its bleak realism was a welcome relief from the mindlessly fantastic CSI, NCIS or other American law/order shows. And it was about my new home, Baltimore. But it’s depth came from how what someone said or did in one episode would come to pass with positive or negative — mostly the latter — consequences. You really had to pay attention.

Roma’s late equalizer could royally screw our chances to advance. But, essentially, it was just one goal in the third game of a six-game competition. Is that tough luck, or life?


November 2nd, 2009

Tabling Tables

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Rich over at CCN has been having some fun with tables from days gone by to prove points about Phil Brown and Fulham’s salvation.

Although we’re not yet at third-way, Roy often says it takes 10 matches to see where a club is going. Although I agree with him on premise, there are some notable exceptions. Lets also have fun with tables, no?

Lets begin with my maiden season, 2006-07:

2006-07

Liverpool, erm, Rafa has been getting plenty of guff recently for bungling the title away again, but three seasons ago they were already 11 points off the pace. And Bolton and Portsmouth were both 3-4. Us? Well we were in the top half of the table at 9th despite a -3 GD.

In 2007-08, things were starting to go downhill in a hurry for us. Let’s take a peak:

Picture 11

Sven’s City and Hughes’ Blackburn were punching above their weight while Tottenham were on their second (of three) straight poor start to the season.

What’s the point to all this? Well, besides the exceptions I pointed out most other clubs finished about where they are listed above. So Roy is completely correct in his assertion. Yet again it proves we have a manager who knows what he’s doing. But more importantly, who knows what he’s saying and is correct. All the hoopla with Rafa has brought the (seemingly) obvious difference home.

The question remaining though is that who of the following clubs will rise, drop, or stay put this season?

Picture 10


Category Category: Team News
November 2nd, 2009

Loaner Report 11/2

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In a rather bizarre twist, Elliot Omosuzi was loaned out to Charlton Athletic. Despite the fact that he was reportedly released over the summer.

The offal says he is “still registered” with the club. And according to Charlton’s offal:

Although technically recruited on a month’s loan from Fulham, England U19 international Omozusi is out of contract at Craven Cottage.

“The situation is a bit complicated because Fulham still hold his registration, so it’s not a normal loan,” said Phil. “We’ve had to take him on a month contract, but we also have the option to make it permanent in January.”

Yet again, a Fulham beat reporter would be really handy right about now.

Nonetheless Omosuzi started and played 71 minutes in Charlton’s 3-1 loss at Carlisle United on Saturday.

Fredrik Olof Esaias Stoor Siekkinen (that’s his full name!) surprised no one by extending his loan deal at Derby County until December last week. He started and played 90 minutes in the Rams’ 1-0 loss at Ipswich Town on Saturday.

Lastly, Adam Watts started and played 90 minutes in Lincoln City’s 3-1 loss at Morecambe on Saturday.

Hmm. Not a good weekend for the loaners’ clubs.


November 1st, 2009

Fulham 3 Liverpool 1

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[Sorry about the delay in posting this -- it was Halloween yesterday after all...]

There was an odd sense of confidence heading into this match that normally doesn’t accompany visits from the Big Four.

Liverpool were having a terrible season up until last weekend when they defeated rivals United and Torres scored and although they were without Gerrard Fergie screwed up the tactics and so all is right in the world and Liverpool were set to march up the table.

Sorry, but that was ridiculous then as it is now.

Although still without Gerrard (and Martin Skrtel, Fabio Aurelio, Daniel Aggard) and today lacking prized offseason acquisitions Johnson and Aquilani, Liverpool’s bench looked like so: Andrea Dossena, Ryan Babel, Damien Plessis, Peter Gulacsi, Jay Spearing, Nathan Eccleston and Daniel Sanchez Ayala.

Uhm, who?

I’m not having a go at Liverpool, but how does anyone expect them to place even in the top 5 with a bench like that. Maybe I’m revealing my own ignorance, but that is the point — who are most of these people?

Oh right, back to the match.

Up until the Degen and Carragher red cards I was fully expecting referee Lee Mason to rip off his uniform and reveal a red Liverpool shirt once they notched the winning goal. But things turned on a dime once Torres was subbed off. Although tied and victory conceivably within their grasp, Rafa threw in the towel. Good for us, despicable for Liverpool.

Nevland scores, Degen sent off, Carragher sent off, Kuyt subbed out, Dempsey scores. I want to relive the second half of today’s match like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day.

It’s the next day and all the stories are focusing on Rafa Benitez. This makes sense, but greatly overshadows the efforts Roy and the players put forth.

Look at this chalkboard and think whether was it Rafa’s or Roy’s tactics that resulted in the side passing. I’m thinking the latter.


 by Guardian Chalkboards

Better yet, lets compare the total passes of both clubs.

Fulham/Pool passes

I don’t like to swear in writing, but holy shit! It was obvious that Fulham was playing on the counter — as evidenced through the first goal — but not to the extent that the chalkboard shows. Liverpool completed 90 percent of their passes and lost; if you look at each Fulham player’s chalkboard, particularly in midfield, none look particularly noteworthy.

I’m beginning to wonder if yesterday was luck, or deserved. This is probably one (of many) reasons why statistics don’t always blend with footy.

On a tangential ending note, of the 7 goals Erik Nevland has scored for Fulham, 5 have come in the second half. Has any other striker had such a proportional second-half success?


October 30th, 2009

Liverpool Preview

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Expect a similar lineup that appeared last weekend at Eastlands. Danny Murphy, Simon Davies, Dickson Etuhu and Andy Johnson all remain injured.

Thankfully, Liverpool will be without Steven Gerrard, Glen Johnson, and Alberto Aquilani. Excluding Stevie G, that’s nearly 35 million pounds — 56.8 million dollars — unavailable. Fernando Torres will be given a late fitness test. Hopefully for us, the 33 million dollar player doesn’t pass fit.

Speaking of Torres, the ESPNsoccernet podcast mentioned that Torres rarely shot across the face of goal against Manchester United last weekend because it hurt his groin too much. If he does play tomorrow, it’ll be interesting to see if the same occurs.

Lastly, we should all bid adieu to Jason Gatties’ blog, cravencottage.us. It was always an interesting read that sadly had to stop. Here’s hoping he finds time to restart it.



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